Hello there! I'm Greta... like in Gretta and Gabriel from The Dead, but one t and no Gabriel...

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

221bakersam:

shezzatective:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

shezzatective:

deepspace221b:

shezzatective:

Somebody had the job of re-creating Benedict’s eyes for the wax model.

SOMEBODY GOT PAID TO STARE INTENTLY INTO BEN C’S EYES

THEY HAD TO HAVE RECREATED HIS EYE FRECKLE!!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

SOMEONE HAD TO RECREATE HIS ENTIRE BODY

SOMEBODY HAD TO MOLD HIS CROTCH AREA GOODFUCKINGBYE

NO, STOP THIS IS TOO PAINFUL 

If you think I’m not going to touch his crotch then you are wrong so so wrong

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benemickcumberbatch:

I don’t think parents understand that the point of summer is to literally do nothing until you get so bored of doing nothing that you want to go back to school

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mykingdomforapen:

everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

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the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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