Hello there! I'm Greta... like in Gretta and Gabriel from The Dead, but one t and no Gabriel...

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
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  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes
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bromar:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

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  • Harry:
  • Ron:
  • Hermione:
  • Snape: ...Up to something.
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