Hello there! I'm Greta... like in Gretta and Gabriel from The Dead, but one t and no Gabriel...

x-lulabelle-x:

youngandbeautifulsummers:

Mom: That cucumber actor you like seems like a real idiot.

Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?

Mom: Yea, him.

Me: What, mom, no, look…

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Wait, no, not that—

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Just a minute—

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No, just—

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Hold up, give me a minute—

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No—

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Just—

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He’s—

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NO, he’s—

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One sec—

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HE’S NORMAL, I SWEAR, JUST LET ME—

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Okay, you know what, fuck it.


 

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Anonymous: Are you interested in boys or girls?

clamjob:

skoeskebloesk:

if Benedict Cumberbatch is single and he does not call himself a cumberbatchelor he needs to rethink his life decisions

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  • Fan (to Benedict): If you could go to any place in the world where would you go, and for how long?
  • Benedict: I'd go to the Barrossa Valley! (which is in Adelaide basically, where he was doing the panel)
  • *Crowd cheers*
  • Benedict: I'm such a fucking crowd pleaser.
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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

carryonmy-assbutt:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

Sherlock walking around 221b with 80 cigarettes in his mouth just to hint at John the big things he can fit in his mouth

or it could be a metaphor 

did i fucking stutter

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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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